Ek tha tiger: torture in science

After a watch of the movie 'Ek tha tiger' starring the heartthrob of the Hindi film industry Salman Khan and Katrina Kaif i am simply confused of the theory i studied and as someone put it 'maybe the director didn't know there is Physics'. Some points i put down here for your reading pleasure.



1. Iraq: The first scene, Salman jumps out of the window to land on a car. When he jumps, the car is at such a distance it cannot be there in the next second. Considering the fact the car was going real fast he must have been thrown off it: the relative velocity thing comes into play here. Anyways a hero is a hero.




2. Dublin: Salman going on the roof of the train to stop it. Come on there is something called to the emergency stop button on any operative system!!! Ok he didn't know that maybe, up he goes and the suit is his insulation from maybe say 33000 Volts of electric potential and he comes unscathed while we use specialised gloves and equipment in the power sector. Amazingly, the suit is still wearable after the action scene, next time i gotta buy that make of the suit.




3. Istanbul: Both protagonists go out of the hotel the next morning they plot and no hotel staff notices in a place where diplomats are being hosted there is no security protocol. But in the spur of the moment, why do governments pay so much to maintain such big estates for their embassies?




4. Cuba: So seasoned are our protagonists, they kill a 'bad man' in front of a security camera and still keep staying in the country. My thought, maybe they assumed the camera to be a dummy as in our places at times.



To my reader, i am not against the movie industry just that an appeal if forwarded to them, just keep the physics in mind.

Surrender, to your magic

A beat in my mind sounded

Suddenly the feet tapped away

As you sang the melody

The heart leapt with joy

For all this happened

When you were on the other side

And then you walked in

The song in your lips, still ringing

Your look, into my eyes

You had me feeling, mesmerized

O enchantress, how do you spell magic

Defeat me without a blow

For this surrender at your feet

I had never dreamt of

But what is that you do?

Take me up to you

Am I the compliment to your magic?

But all the same, I’m all for you

You will be remembered...

For all the sunrise shared together

The false alarm of snow far away

The paneless windows

And the lightless nights

For all are flooding in tonight

As I sit alone, without you

The trips, the cribs and

The fights for the loo

The snowy days when we played

The snowmen which grew

Evenings drowned in auction bridge

Drowned in rum were few

The parties the shopping

And washing all the clothes

For all the great times together

For us the ‘Balti team’

Remembering you…

Musings of the snow times

As every droplet in the air condensed

All the water iced up

The rain came down frozen, soft

Snowfall had begun

Now there was all next nowhere to go

The wind lashed the mountains hard

All that prevailed was silence

Where did the roar of the river die?

Has any soul heard the chirps?

The sun set into the horizon

But lo! The shine fades not

The moon lights up, all in pure white

As one gapes in wonder, breaths freeze

Day breaks and the sun begins its move

All the sounds return, snow-men arise too

The battles to move begin for the walls are high

Fights go on with the sleet below

For the soul of the plains

The memory has a great glow

But alas draws in the flood pains

Untitled II

Tore through the bowels of the behemoth

Went on all the way end

Cold, dark, damp and wet

Bleeding all where the orifices were

For the looks were saddening

The beast tamed by brute

It sounded out too, groaning

The rumble and falls of itself, in pieces

Its intestines they caked

Moulded and hardened, the agony remained

The brute treatment prepared again

Drilled on the insides, a torture

The wounds healed to explode

As the shudder passed by

All but nothing trembled, in terror

Lest all hell breaks loose

And in a pass through the inside

Darkness prevailed all around

Scaring out all the living that was

The beast commanded respect

This soul gratified, said out soft

‘Didn’t get lost in a tunnel’