Wednesday, August 18, 2010

RAMAYANA - A Bill Gates VERSION.

LAN, LAN ago, in the SYSTEM of I /O-dhya,

there ruled a PROCESSOR

named DOS-rat. Once he EXECUTED a great

sacrifice PROGRAM after

which his queens gave an OUTPUT of four

SUNs-- RAM, LSIman,

BUG-rat

and SED-rughana.


 

RAM the eldest was a MICROCHIP with excellent

MEMORY . His

brothers,

however, were only PERIPHERAL ICs.


 

Once when RAM was only 16MB, he married

princess 'C'ta. 12 years

passed and DOS-rat decided to INSTAL RAM as

his successor.

However, Queen CIE/CAE (Kayegayee), who was

once offered a boon by

DOS-rat for a life saving HELP COMMAND ,took

this opportunity at

the instigation of her BIOSed maid (a real

plotter),and insisted

that her son Bug-rat be INSTALLED and that

RAM be BOOTED to the

forest for 14 years. At this cruel and

unexpected demand, a SURGE

passed thru DOS-rat and he collapsed,

power-less.


 

RAM agreed to LOG INTO forest and 'C'ta

insisted to LOGIN with

him.

LSI-man was also resolved on LOGGING IN with

his brother. The

forest

was the dwelling of SPARC-nakha, the

TRANSISTOR of RAW-van,

PROCESSOR of LAN-ka. Attracted by RAM's

stature, she proposed that

he marry her. RAM, politely declined.

Perceiving 'C'ta to be the

SOURCE

CODE of her distress, she hastened to kill

her. Weeping,

SPARC-nakha

fled to LAN-ka, where RAW-van, moved by

TRANSISTOR's

plight,approached his uncle MAR-icha.

MAR-icha REPROGRAMED himself

into the form of a golden stag and drew RAM

deep into the forest.

Finally, tired of chase, RAM shot the deer,

who,with his last

breath,cried out

desperately for LSI-man in RAM's voice.


 

Fooled by this VIRTUAL RAM SOUND,'C'ta urged

LSI-man to his

brother's aid. Catching the

opportunity,RAW-van DELINKED 'C'ta

from her LIBRARY and changed her ROOT

DIRECTORY to LAN-ka.


 


 

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INTERVAL


 


 

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RAM and LSI-man started SEARCHING for the

missing 'C'ta all over

he forest. They made friendship with the

forest SYSTEM

ADMINISTRATOR SU-greev and his powerful

co-processor Ha-NEUMAN.

SU-greev agreed to help RAM.


 

SU-greev ordered his PROGRAMMERS to use

powerful 'SEARCH'

techniques to FIND the missing 'C'ta. His

PROGRAMMERS SEARCHED all

around the INTER-NETworked forests.


 

Many tried to 'EXCITE' the birds and animals

not to forget the

'WEB

CRAWLERS'( Insects) and tried to 'INFO SEEK'

something about

'C'ta.

Some of them even shouted 'YAA-HOO' but they

all ended up with

'NOT

FOUND' MESSAGES.Several other SEARCH

techniques proved useless.

Ha-NEUMAN devised a RISKy TECHNOLOGY and used

it to cross the seas

at an astonishing CLOCK SPEED. Soon Ha-NEUMAN

DOWNLOADED himself

into LAN-ka. After doing some local SEARCH,

Ha-NEUMAN found 'C'ta

weeping under a TREE STRUCTURE.


 

Ha-NEUMAN used a LOGIN ID (ring) to identify

himself to 'C'ta.

After

DECRYPTING THE KEY, 'C'ta believed in him and

asked him to send a

STATUS_OK MESSAGE to RAM. Meanwhile all the

raakshasa BUGS around

'C'ta captured Ha-NEUMAN and tried to DELETE

him using

pyro-techniques.

But Ha-NEUMAN managed to spread chaos by

spreading the VIRUS

'Fire'. Ha-NEUMAN happily pressed ESCAPE from

LAN-ka and conveyed

all the STATUS MESSAGES to RAM and SU-greev.


 

RAW-wan decided to take the all powerful RAM

head-on and prepared

for the battle.One of the RAW-wan's SUN (son)

almost DELETED RAM

& LSI-man with a powerful brahma-astra. But

Ha-NEUMAN resorted to

some ACTIVE-X gradients and REBOOTED RAM and

LSI-man. RAM

used the SOURCE CODE secrets of RAW-wan and

once for all wiped out

RAW-wan's presense on earth.


 

After the battle, RAM got INSTALLED in

I/O-dhya and spreaded his

MICRO SOFT WORKS and other USER FRIENDLY

PROGRAMS to all USERS and

every one lived happily everafter.

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