LAN, LAN ago, in the SYSTEM of I /O-dhya,
there ruled a PROCESSOR
named DOS-rat. Once he EXECUTED a great
sacrifice PROGRAM after
which his queens gave an OUTPUT of four
SUNs-- RAM, LSIman,
BUG-rat
and SED-rughana.
RAM the eldest was a MICROCHIP with excellent
MEMORY . His
brothers,
however, were only PERIPHERAL ICs.
Once when RAM was only 16MB, he married
princess 'C'ta. 12 years
passed and DOS-rat decided to INSTAL RAM as
his successor.
However, Queen CIE/CAE (Kayegayee), who was
once offered a boon by
DOS-rat for a life saving HELP COMMAND ,took
this opportunity at
the instigation of her BIOSed maid (a real
plotter),and insisted
that her son Bug-rat be INSTALLED and that
RAM be BOOTED to the
forest for 14 years. At this cruel and
unexpected demand, a SURGE
passed thru DOS-rat and he collapsed,
power-less.
RAM agreed to LOG INTO forest and 'C'ta
insisted to LOGIN with
him.
LSI-man was also resolved on LOGGING IN with
his brother. The
forest
was the dwelling of SPARC-nakha, the
TRANSISTOR of RAW-van,
PROCESSOR of LAN-ka. Attracted by RAM's
stature, she proposed that
he marry her. RAM, politely declined.
Perceiving 'C'ta to be the
SOURCE
CODE of her distress, she hastened to kill
her. Weeping,
SPARC-nakha
fled to LAN-ka, where RAW-van, moved by
TRANSISTOR's
plight,approached his uncle MAR-icha.
MAR-icha REPROGRAMED himself
into the form of a golden stag and drew RAM
deep into the forest.
Finally, tired of chase, RAM shot the deer,
who,with his last
breath,cried out
desperately for LSI-man in RAM's voice.
Fooled by this VIRTUAL RAM SOUND,'C'ta urged
LSI-man to his
brother's aid. Catching the
opportunity,RAW-van DELINKED 'C'ta
from her LIBRARY and changed her ROOT
DIRECTORY to LAN-ka.
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INTERVAL
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RAM and LSI-man started SEARCHING for the
missing 'C'ta all over
he forest. They made friendship with the
forest SYSTEM
ADMINISTRATOR SU-greev and his powerful
co-processor Ha-NEUMAN.
SU-greev agreed to help RAM.
SU-greev ordered his PROGRAMMERS to use
powerful 'SEARCH'
techniques to FIND the missing 'C'ta. His
PROGRAMMERS SEARCHED all
around the INTER-NETworked forests.
Many tried to 'EXCITE' the birds and animals
not to forget the
'WEB
CRAWLERS'( Insects) and tried to 'INFO SEEK'
something about
'C'ta.
Some of them even shouted 'YAA-HOO' but they
all ended up with
'NOT
FOUND' MESSAGES.Several other SEARCH
techniques proved useless.
Ha-NEUMAN devised a RISKy TECHNOLOGY and used
it to cross the seas
at an astonishing CLOCK SPEED. Soon Ha-NEUMAN
DOWNLOADED himself
into LAN-ka. After doing some local SEARCH,
Ha-NEUMAN found 'C'ta
weeping under a TREE STRUCTURE.
Ha-NEUMAN used a LOGIN ID (ring) to identify
himself to 'C'ta.
After
DECRYPTING THE KEY, 'C'ta believed in him and
asked him to send a
STATUS_OK MESSAGE to RAM. Meanwhile all the
raakshasa BUGS around
'C'ta captured Ha-NEUMAN and tried to DELETE
him using
pyro-techniques.
But Ha-NEUMAN managed to spread chaos by
spreading the VIRUS
'Fire'. Ha-NEUMAN happily pressed ESCAPE from
LAN-ka and conveyed
all the STATUS MESSAGES to RAM and SU-greev.
RAW-wan decided to take the all powerful RAM
head-on and prepared
for the battle.One of the RAW-wan's SUN (son)
almost DELETED RAM
& LSI-man with a powerful brahma-astra. But
Ha-NEUMAN resorted to
some ACTIVE-X gradients and REBOOTED RAM and
LSI-man. RAM
used the SOURCE CODE secrets of RAW-wan and
once for all wiped out
RAW-wan's presense on earth.
After the battle, RAM got INSTALLED in
I/O-dhya and spreaded his
MICRO SOFT WORKS and other USER FRIENDLY
PROGRAMS to all USERS and
every one lived happily everafter.
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